Harmless effective legal narcotics?

Do these things exist anyway? Are young people in their right mind when they want to have fun or are they straying from the righteous path? What's so wrong about taking a herbal pill that gives you the energy you need with the thrill you want and without harming you in any way?

Legal Cocaine will give you all of those things at a pretty acceptable price and without the side effects of all the nasty illegal drugs that flood the markets. This is the 21st and it's time to take drugs to a safer level for the sake of your wealth, health and fun.

So buy a bottle of legal cocaine now, only for $19.95, and have the night of your life!